.What if you don’t have a honey? What if you share the repairs with your honey? Things to Do Around the House Pad A practical and useful housewarming gift Adds stylish personality to any refrigerator door 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back Or what if home improvement is fun for the whole family? The ubiquitous “Honey-Do” list has worn out its welcome.
Paper Voodoo Pad Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex—hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true.
5 x 8 inches, 60 sheets UPC: 825703126013 You are information central—shouldn't your mousepad reflect that? Information Central Paper Mousepad.Put your mousepad to work! Keep track of your busy, information-rich life, and when you've filled a sheet up with all manner of list-making brilliance, tear it off and start over. Make all your desktop real estate count 9.
Personal Library Kit For a bibliophile, there's no greater pleasure than sharing beloved books, but no crueler pain than losing them for good—until the Personal Library Kit! Revive old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention with our classic bestseller!.
Give good guidance—whether it's a commonplace or life-altering choice Reduce your chances of regret by more than 83..Make a Decision Pad Fortunately, there's now a tool to alleviate these woes.
25 inches, 50 sheets What could be more satisfying than congratulating someone with a classic high five?.High Five Nifty Notes Unfortunately, this tried-and-true greeting is depressingly short-lived.
All Out Of® Pad with Magnet (Blue) Who hasn’t wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a hip shade of blue, this perennial favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop..
Shit List Sticky Notes Just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, Keep It Simple Stickies ensure that your shit list will get noticed. 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets This goodie’s gone for good, but we’ve got tons of other fun stuff on hand!.
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! Great for communication between roommates and frenemies! Modern-day etiquette for the masses 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets Make communication sweet and sour! Passive-Aggressive Nifty Notes.
WTF Nifty Notes It’s the ultimate FYI. A great gift for anyone who ever leaves the house 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two..
Make a mental note of our gifts for your favorite people Funny office stuff for the cubicle farm (or the funny farm) 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets Mental Note Sticky Notes.
. By presenting your lucky significant other with a Vouchers booklet, you empower him or her to request desires—from “Candlelit Bath” to “End to Argument”—on the schedule of his or her choosing.Vouchers for Lovers The gift that gives twenty times, Vouchers will express your affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways.
Keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat, you'll always know what's for dinner.What to Eat Pad (Yellow) With the hectic pace of the modern world, it's hard to plan, track, and execute household meals..
Why I Must Have Sex with You Pad Clarify your motivation with a checklist that indicates every reason possible for doing it, from actual desire to boredom to lack of self-control.
Now, by filling in the blanks, you never have to actually "say" you’re sorry..Apology Nifty Notes With the Apology Nifty Note, we've taken the difficult, awkward act of contrition and made it easy.
Bring functional humor to the workplace 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!.Complaint Sticky Notes With our ultra-witty yet oh-so-useful Cubicle Notes, office communication has finally caught up with the sticky revolution.
Pep Talk Nifty Notes No one likes to be bummed out, but everybody drags from time to time—and that's why God invented pep talks. Turn those frowns upside down with this paper picker-upper—good cheer guaranteed!.
Bitch Citation Nifty Notes Now that "bitch" is an affectionate term (mostly), you can tell the bitches in your life exactly what kind of bitch they are. Whether they're your bitch or just a certain kind of bitch, don't they deserve to know?.
This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand! With the humor and classic educational techniques of our Slang Flashcards, the tricky tongue of today’s youth will be within reach. Slang Flashcards.
All Out Of® Pad with Magnet (Pink) Who hasn't wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a shock-and-awe shade of pink, this perennial favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop..
Self-Therapy Pad With the aid of Self-Therapy, now you can finally help yourself! The perfect gift for friends and family who aren't perfect Checkboxes handily satisfy your inner-child 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets Everyone needs a little help from time to time..
How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations.Parents of the world rejoice! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.
Crap Pad 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets The crap stops here.Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss.
Brings functional humor to the workplace 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets Nothing gets attention (and laughs) like brutal honesty.Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Notes This hand-lettered gem turns any demanding dispatch into a charming mini-event..